Mexican-isms

The Mexican says some pretty funny things.  He always has me laughing.  I've thought about calling his mixed up sayings Mexican-isms. 

I want to stress that I am not making fun of my media naranja.  I think the way he mixes things up is cute.  He laughs at a lot of things I say in Spanish as well. 

A couple of days ago our son was running a fever and not feeling well.  He was refusing to take ibuprofen.  The Mexican says, "Take it papa.  You'll feel better if you take it.  I felt sick too.  I felt like I was going to throw-out but after mama gave me the medicine, I feel much better."   What he meant to say was.... throw-up.

I started reminiscing today and found myself laughing out loud.
I'd like to share some of the Mexican-isms I remember.....

Me- What kind of car do they drive?
The Mexican- An Exploder.
Me- A what?  Do you mean an Explorer?

The Mexican- Do we have any tissue?  My nose is leaking.
Me- You say running, its, my nose is running.
The Mexican- Well, that makes no sense.My nose is leaking makes more sense.
Me- yes, your right but say it the other way, ok?

Me- Does he work?
The Mexican- He's retarded.
Me- what!  That's not nice!
The Mexican- He's retarded, you know, retarded..... when you do not have to work anymore.
Me- you mean RETIRED!