The Mexican says some pretty funny things. He always has me laughing. I've thought about calling his mixed up sayings Mexican-isms.
I want to stress that I am not making fun of my media naranja. I think the way he mixes things up is cute. He laughs at a lot of things I say in Spanish as well.
A couple of days ago our son was running a fever and not feeling well. He was refusing to take ibuprofen. The Mexican says, "Take it papa. You'll feel better if you take it. I felt sick too. I felt like I was going to throw-out but after mama gave me the medicine, I feel much better." What he meant to say was.... throw-up.
I started reminiscing today and found myself laughing out loud.
I'd like to share some of the Mexican-isms I remember.....
Me- What kind of car do they drive?
The Mexican- An Exploder.
Me- A what? Do you mean an Explorer?
The Mexican- Do we have any tissue? My nose is leaking.
Me- You say running, its, my nose is running.
The Mexican- Well, that makes no sense.My nose is leaking makes more sense.
Me- yes, your right but say it the other way, ok?
Me- Does he work?
The Mexican- He's retarded.
Me- what! That's not nice!
The Mexican- He's retarded, you know, retarded..... when you do not have to work anymore.
Me- you mean RETIRED!